Thursday, October 1, 2009
Always Room For Jello
For anyone interested, The Red Zone (here in Arkansas City, USA) will be having Jello wrestling on Oct. 17th. Any women interested in participating, should contact them for details, or just show up with your game face on. RZ employee, Michelle, has told me that she will soon be putting in the order for "Industrial Strength Jello." No word as to whether or not Industrial Strength Pudding is also available.
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Did the Red Zone get the urine cleaned off the wall ? I heard that one of our commissioners relieved tHEmselves on the wall last weekend.
ReplyDeleteThe commissioners are certainly 'a cut above the rest of us', it was only an 'accident'
ReplyDeleteits only an accident when you go IN your pants
ReplyDeleteOh my... Only in Ark City, isn't that the slogan?
ReplyDeleteSeriously? I got your text about it yesterday. I think it is against my religion to jello wrestle... or to watch.
ReplyDeleteI think this might be the funniest thing I have read in a long time...definitely only in AC!
ReplyDeleteWell here's my opinion!!! WAAAAAAYYY to go REDZONE, you guys definetly do specialize in goodtimes, so all the fun haters should keep to what they do best, which is probably a whole lot of nothing!! The Redzone is a great place to hang out with some darn good people that have become family! It's a small town so sure The Redzone is gonna catch a bad name...people here are boooored!! If you wanna talk crap on The Redzone make sure you talk all the stuff you hear, like how we open our door on every holiday to the homeless, how we have countless benefits for so many families to make their day a little better, or how just about anyone that walks through our door knows they can count on a "Redzone" friend for just about anything!! So, just a little FYI for all you haters....don't worry about where people are pissing..I get paid to clean it up, so it's not your problem! Join a club or charity and make yourself useful!! Or if you get realy bored and can stop "fun hating" for a bit come see us saturday the 17th and jello wrestle with us!! I'm only 31 and plan on runing The Redzone for 100 more years, then my nieces and nephews are taking over, so get ready Ark City...THE REDZONE IS HERE TO STAY!!!!!!! This is written by Heather Schmidt not a anonymous coward aka "fun hater!" SEE all my peeps this weekend where WE SPECIALIZE IN GOODTIMES!!!! Peace Schmitty!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell said Heather, I think the Redzone is an awesome place. I have always had a great time there, and I am looking forward to Arkalalah at the Redzone. People in Ark city are just bored, or maybe jealous, hmmmmmmm....
ReplyDeleteno one has said anything bad about the redzone , so what the hell is your problem. I think that someone has pointed out a fact , nothing bad has been said about the bar. who are the "fun haters" you are talking about? right now you are just a couple of CONCLUSION JUMPERS!!!!
ReplyDeleteI guess asking if the Redzone got the urine cleaned off the wall yet, could be taken as a bad thing. If there was urine on the wall, and I doubt it, it's always exceptionally clean EVERYTIME I party at he Zone. But anyway,if there was urine on the wall, I am sure it would have been cleaned off immediately, so why ask such a stupid question. If I owned a bar I would take offense to someone talking about urine on my wall maybe not being cleaned off weeks later. The fun haters are obviously those of you who have nothing better to do than talk smack on one of our commisioners, who is just a man who likes to have a good time, and does not hide it, like some of you. Trust me, most of us, have probably urinated somewhere besides the restroom.I party at the Zone and love it. Heather, I'll be there for jello wrestling, and I'll have a jack and coke please.
ReplyDeleteWell there wasn't any urine on the wall last night. It was nothing but a LOT of people gathered together having a LOT of fun. If you missed it....dang....I feel for ya. We had a blast! Have to re-coop just so we can have another good time next weekend. My thanks to all of you, (even the annonymous) who come in every week and make my job fun. It's great to have friends like you. There's nothing better than going to work, and havin a hell of a time while you are there! We appreciate all of you. As for the urine....on the wall. I was there...the urine was on the outside wall and the guy who didn't did have a great time at the Zone. We are glad he did, but we do have a little slogan for the pissers. "We don't pee on your house, so please don't pee on ours." We also have a policy, if you are too drunk to drive, we will drive you....so I am thinking, we should add....if your too drunk to find the bathroom (we have three) we'll find it for you. LOL.....and Chris....we love you!
ReplyDeleteStay classy, Arkansas!
ReplyDeleteAhhh I love you Heather and the Zone.... I still think that jello wrestling is against my religion! LOL! Besides... jello makes my butt look big! LOL!
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